The articles satirize and lament the country's failure, unique among developed countries, to prevent gun violence Isla vista, ca—in the days following a violent rampage in southern california in which a lone attacker killed seven individuals, including himself, and seriously injured over a dozen others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded tuesday that there was no way to prevent the massacre from taking place Madison, wi—in the hours following a violent rampage in wisconsin in which a lone attacker killed at least two individuals and injured six others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded monday that there was no way to prevent the massacre from taking place Lewiston, me—in the hours following a violent rampage in maine in which a lone attacker killed at least 16 individuals and injured numerous others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded wednesday that there was no way to prevent the massacre from taking place This was a terrible tragedy, but sometimes these things just. Las vegas—in the hours following a violent rampage in las vegas in which a lone attacker killed more than 50 individuals and seriously injured 400 others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded monday that there was no way to prevent the massacre from taking place
This was a terrible tragedy, but sometimes these things. East lansing, mi—in the hours following a violent rampage in michigan in which a lone attacker killed at 3 individuals and injured 5 others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded tuesday that there was no way to prevent the massacre from taking place This was a terrible tragedy, but sometimes these things just happen and. 'no way to prevent this,' says only nation where this regularly happens A series of satirical articles from the onion about the frequency of mass shootings in the us and the lack of action taken in the aftermath of those shootings As of may 16th, 2022, the onion has published the article 20 times
Best open comment sort options add a comment. Sutherland springs, tx—in the hours following a violent rampage in texas in which a lone attacker killed 27 individuals and seriously injured several others, citizens living in the only country where this kind of mass killing routinely occurs reportedly concluded sunday that there was no way to prevent the massacre from taking place I hate this quote so much, sure the united states is the only country with this problem, it's also the only country that is multicultural and multiethnic, it's the only country that has to balance the needs of all these people Really the united states is a unique experiment unlike any other in the history of the world. 180k subscribers in the theonion community Only links to the onion are allowed here.
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